// Asian Spammer
alias weeb1 "say Kon'nichiwa, koreha inudesu ; alias weeb weeb2"
alias weeb2 "say Watashi wa juhi ni ikimasu ; alias weeb weeb3"
alias weeb3 "say A sore wa kawaidesu, nanika ga sore ni nani ga okotta baai ni wa hajidearimasu ; alias weeb weeb4"
alias weeb4 "say Neko ga nya ni ikimasu ; alias weeb weeb5"
alias weeb5 "say Sore wa, heikinda, ijime teishi ; alias weeb weeb6"
alias weeb6 "say Doa tachiojo, baka ; alias weeb weeb7"
alias weeb7 "say Bakabakabakabakabaka!!!!!!! ; alias weeb weeb8"
alias weeb8 "say Ofu seiko ; alias weeb weeb9"
alias weeb9 "say So shitsurei, jibun o koroshi ni ikimasu ; alias weeb weeb10"
alias weeb10 "say Uwa ~, soreha nanimonai, anata wa jibun o korosu hitsuyo ga arimasu ; alias weeb weeb11"
alias weeb11 "say Emi soreha, okashide wa arimasen ; alias weeb weeb12"
alias weeb12 "say Uwa ~, do no yona anime baka ; alias weeb weeb13"
alias weeb13 "say Rorikon suki o kake, nan fagotto!! ; alias weeb weeb14"
alias weeb14 "say Ijimodo!!!! Hahahaha!!!!! ; alias weeb weeb15"
alias weeb15 "say Sugoi a, insho-teki!! ; alias weeb weeb16"
alias weeb16 "say Tabun anata wa iesu ienikaeru hitsuyo ga arimasu ka? ; alias weeb weeb17"
alias weeb17 "say Rarara wa anata o kiku koto wa dekimasen! ; alias weeb weeb18"
alias weeb18 "say Kyodai, doko okasandesu ka? ; alias weeb weeb19"
alias weeb19 "say Anata no okasan o fakku suru tame no jikan ; alias weeb weeb20"
alias weeb20 "say Suika! ; alias weeb weeb21"
alias weeb21 "say O shiri de dono yona mono ; alias weeb weeb22"
alias weeb22 "say Kuso Kyosanto-in ; alias weeb weeb23"
alias weeb23 "say Dare mo watashi o rikai shite imasen ; alias weeb weeb24"
alias weeb24 "say Koko de wareware wa futatabi kore o okonatte imashita ka? ; alias weeb weeb25"
alias weeb25 "say Migi a, sonoyoni daijobu ; alias weeb weeb26"
alias weeb26 "say Bupubipu soreha robottodesu ; alias weeb weeb27"
alias weeb27 "say Wareware wa neko o mi ni ikimasu ka? ; alias weeb weeb28"
alias weeb28 "say Watashi wa, neko yo hai ; alias weeb weeb29"
alias weeb29 "say Neko nekoken no Uoiwa :D ; alias weeb weeb30"
alias weeb30 "say Neko no kufuku ; alias weeb weeb31"
alias weeb31 "say Ecchi sketchy wan tachi~ ; alias weeb weeb1"
alias "weeb" "weeb1"
bind "o" "weeb"

//scream finalmouse advert
alias finalmouse finalmouse1
alias finalmouse1 "say "Thay kno me frum tha heghleet thay sie, thay kno me frum tha mitches thay watich.";alias finalmouse finalmouse2"
alias finalmouse2 "say "Thay tak aboot me wan teps an thay thunk fur me aimming is su ezy.";alias finalmouse finalmouse3"
alias finalmouse3 "say "I jut go int a mitch an tat's et.";alias finalmouse finalmouse4"
alias finalmouse4 "say "Boot me aim, et's com frum mor then jut a geam.";alias finalmouse finalmouse5"
alias finalmouse5 "say "Fur me - et es aboot precsision... Tehs purt pepol dun't si.";alias finalmouse finalmouse6"
alias finalmouse6 "say "Tis purt, et dus nut shew ap en heghlughts.";alias finalmouse finalmouse7"
alias finalmouse7 "say "Whan I seet dun tow pley, evarythung alreedy es a purt uf me...";alias finalmouse finalmouse8"
alias finalmouse8 "say " ~ G2 Screm - Profesional Wan Tepper";alias finalmouse finalmouse1"
bind "p" "finalmouse"